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The Micro-Gastronomy Guide: Processing the Water Bear

If you are looking to push the boundaries of “small-batch” artisanal food to the absolute physical limit, the tardigrade (Phylum *Tardigrada*) represents the final frontier. Forget micro-greens; we are talking about **micro-proteins**. Because these organisms are less than 0.5 mm…

The Subscription of Survival

How Silicon Valley Monetized Thirst By Dan Peters There was a time when water simply existed. You found it in rivers, clouds, kitchens, storms, and forgotten plastic bottles rolling around the back seat of your car. Nobody needed a password…